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Ann Romney: Tonight I want to talk to you about love. And Mitt Romney. You Should Really Get to Know Him.

In her RNC speech, Ann Romney asked voters, especially women, to "look into their hearts" and vote for Mitt. Smart move not asking them to use their heads.

Ann Romney loves her husband and wants you to love him, too.  She says she fell in love with him partly because he makes her laugh. He makes me laugh, too, especially when I hear his excuses for not forking over his tax returns.

Ann spoke wistfully about the good old days, when it was just her and Mitt, two young hot bods and an ironing board, and now decades later after reproducing like rabbits they're still giddy with love with each other and planning a move into the White House. 

The crowd loved her and even held up signs saying so. I didn't see anyone with a We Love Mitt sign.

Ann says we should vote for her husband because he "loves America."  She swears he'll work harder than anyone, that he'll "move Heaven and Earth to make America a better place to live."  I think just moving his money would be sufficient. Bring it back here and pay some taxes on it.

Ann says we can trust Mitt.  She actually uttered those very words, "You - can  - trust - Mitt." What? Who?  Mr. Etch-a-Sketch? There may be a lot of dim bulbs in this country but they can't all be suffering from amnesia, too.  

Ann wants us to give Mitt a chance, and says he'll "take us to a better place."  Yikes! That sounds like funeral talk to me.

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Bulldog September 01, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Now whos to judge, some people really love snakes and they just don't understand why everyone doesn't love them too. The line about moving his money back and paying taxes on it is a classic, I swear I heard the arrow strike the heart. There used to be a politically incorrect joke about how when a person of faith tell you to just "trust me" it actually translates to means "screw you". It come to mind everytime I hear Mitt/Ryan speak....:)
Irwin B. Platzner September 02, 2012 at 04:07 PM
Good one Kim...Funny!!! : ) Sharing on The Platzner Post Facebook, and Twitter https://www.facebook.com/ThePlatznerPost
KimDiazPoliticalCartoons September 03, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Thanks, Irwin!
Trace Taylor September 04, 2012 at 01:19 AM
Here! Here! OMG Here! Here!

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