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Make python an expensive delicacy, spend billions to make it illegal to possess the meat, and – Viola! – the snakes are hunted to extinction.
Walking down the sidewalk in broad daylight was a 400-pound Santa. He was wearing his red fuzzy hat and about three ounces of red fuzzy G-string underwear and nothing else.
When you get older, you can wait patiently for paint to dry, cars to rust and Scotch to age, and the best part of this is you can even convince yourself this is a good thing.
Arts & Entertainment
There are many elements to a good book, and while prose, poetry and a good basic idea are necessary, it is possible to take these ideas too far.
Welcome to the newest standard of service we don’t receive for our money.
So we rednecks may continue to shoot, stuff and hang things on our walls.
Fiction has limitations, but the possibilities of reality are endless.
Silence gives abusers permission to continue their evil work.
Thank God this reality television show is over, and now we can go back to watching things
with substance and credibility, like wrestling.
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